When I'm a Millionaire

Today, Tyler turns 25!

And in honor of his birthday, let me present to you a list of things Tyler wants to do when he becomes a millionaire. 

But first, a little background.

This list is not your normal wish list of "I'm going to buy a private jet and fly to my private island where I will be served my private mock-tail by my private waiter while I'm privately reading my private book" kind of list.  

We all have these little problems or inconveniences in our lives that we wish we could live without. Well whenever Tyler runs into these problems he says, "when I'm a millionaire I'm going to...[change whatever inconvenience he is dealing with]". 

After a while I started writing them down because I thought they were funny.

And Tyler being funny is one of the things I love about him so I might as well share it on his birthday when we are all celebrating how great he is and happy we are that he is around.

So, without further ado, Tyler's list of things he wants to do when he's a millionaire.

1. Never wear the same pair of socks twice.

(He likes how they feel when you first take them out of the package, before you wash them.)

2. Only eat the chocolate-y part of pretzel dipped in chocolate.

3. Have a walk-in closet with all his shoes laid out on the floor so he can just step into them and be on his way.

(Heaven forbid he has to put them up on a shoe rack like he does now.)

4. Never eat the broken chips that are at the bottom of the bag.

5. Never eat half a peanut or cashew. Only the whole ones.

(He says the whole ones taste better.)

6. Never eat the heels off a loaf of bread.

7. Have pizza delivered.

It's the little things.

So there you have it. When Tyler's rolling in the dough, you can most certainly not expect him to finish off your broken bag of chips or things of that nature. Stay tuned, I'm sure there are more to come :)